Wednesday, 20 April 2011

"He's got some great stuff on YouTube"

Frustration. A word that keeps cropping up for me recently whenever I watch the beautiful game. As an Arsenal fan, I have got used to this time of year being painful. One long, drawn-out period of pain and disappointment, anti-climax mingling agonisingly with false hope to provide a cocktail that should be sold along with the others at the Emirates for £5, maybe called "Long Season Ice-Tea". Arsenal always seem to do the same thing. They will play fantastically from August until December. They will light up the league, no doubt drawing plaudits, making journalists and fans purr with compliments. Players will begin appearing in the press: "This is our year", "we are ready", "we are mature". This time next year, and Arsenal player will tell you, we'll be millionaires.

Alas, as another season draws to a close, and probably one of the most drastically under-performing championship-winning teams in recent history is crowned Premier League champions, Arsenal fans are sipping at that bitter cocktail again, the only thing sticking in our throats more is the perpetual ability of our team to throw away games. Against Tottenham, Arsenal squandered a lead for the 6th time this season in the Premier League alone. This is simply not championship winning form. Don't get me wrong, Arsenal weren't exactly their normal fantastic best during their traditional purple patch before Christmas. Home defeats against Spurs, Newcastle and West Brom left Arsenal fans worrying about what was to come down the line. They were right to.

Frustration isn't restricted to North London. No, every football fan across the globe has experienced disappointment at some stage, and many the frustration that some are unlucky to experience consistently during particularly poor spells. One of the things I find most frustrating, however, is a phenomenon I have noted throughout my life watching football. Namely, when a player is quite frankly criminally overrated. So, in the spirit of this frustration, I have decided to try and name an "Overrated XI", filled with the most over-hyped and under-performing players I can think of. This will be, I know, a particularly contentious post as many will no doubt have seen reams of highlights on EuroSport of one or more of the players I name, but this is simply an opportunity for me to name and shame the players I have found the most frustratingly underwhelming during my life as a supporter:

Goalkeeper: Pepe Reina: I have always found Reina to be very overrated indeed. Yes, there is no doubt he is a talented penalty-saver and at times he shows great reactions. He has also undoubtedly produced some great saves during his time at Liverpool, but for every one there is a criminal gaffe to match. One thinks of his gift against Arsenal this season, as well as against West Ham and in the Europa League against Steaua Bucharest. Quite frankly, how this keeper has a World Cup winner's medal is beyond me.

RB: Glen Johnson: To be frank, Glen Johnson's consistent selection as England's foremost right back has been one of the most disappointing aspects to the National team's recent history. To go from players such as Gary Neville, Lee Dixon and even Danny Mills, who was excellent at the 2002 World Cup, to Johnson is a drastic step in the wrong direction. Johnson can attack with a fair amount of flair, and has scored a few goals in his career, but his defending is seriously suspect as has been shown time and time again both at Anfield and in an England shirt.

CB: Joleon Lescott: Lescott rose to the forefront of media attention with an impressive goal haul in the 2007-08 season while still at Everton, scoring 8 Premier League goals from defence. In four subsequent seasons, he has scored 6, only two following his astonishing £23M transfer to Manchester City. He has only started 26 EPL games in two seasons, and hopes of an England call-up have faded with his form.

CB: Matthew Upson: England's third choice centre-back at the 2010 World Cup, Matthew Upson's career has been very hit and miss. Lacking pace, error-prone and weak in mentality, Upson is somehow viewed as an in-disposable feature in his club's defence. His selection at the World Cup was more out of necessity than merit, and his goal against Germany was marred by an underwhelming display which saw him torn apart by the fast German attack.

LB: Gabriel Heinze: Heinze has somehow managed to play for Manchester United, Real Madrid, Marseilles and win 71 International Caps. For a player as unashamedly under-handed and dirty as Heinze to have played for such great teams speaks more for the fantastic defenses which have surrounded him during his career, rather than any particular attributes he possesses.

RM: Franck Ribéry: As many people continue to wax lyrical about the speedy Frenchman, I continue to wait to see him play well in a game I am watching. A goal against Manchester United in the Champions League last season was about as I have ever seen him do, while the worst includes laboured displays in last summer's World Cup that saw him attacked from many quarters.

CM: Gareth Barry: Barry's continued success is completely baffling to me. The bedrock of England's midfield for so long, Barry offers very little indeed. Not the defensive industry of Scott Parker, nor the attacking ability and passing of Tom Huddlestone. Barry's goal scoring record at Aston Villa, where he excelled in the role of big fish in a small, adoring pond, was impressive, but since his £12M transfer to Man City he has netted just four times, before going on to captain England against Ghana.

CM: Daniele De Rossi: Mentioned in the same group as Sneijder, Totti and even Xavi, De Rossi has never justified the incredible hype surrounding him. A fairly industrious midfielder, he has managed 29 goals in 10 years at Roma, where he is treated as a god. Rumours of a £30M transfer to Manchester United consistently fill the back pages, a fee that beggar's belief when one considers the players Sir Alex Ferguson has bought for less.

LM: Stewart Downing: A more toothless winger I struggle to think of (runner-up may have to be Shaun Wright-Phillips, while Walcott narrowly misses yet another squad selection), but it is Downing's persistent attitude and air of self-satisfaction that infuriate me most. He considers himself an imposing winger with faultless delivery and dangerous crossing. In reality, a fairly sweet left foot and a powerful shot (when he manages to control where his shot goes) is about the extent of his talents.


ST: Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Perhaps the ultimate YouTube player on this list, highlight reels of Zlatan's finest moments (mostly taunting opposing players with mazy runs while in Holland) outnumber the amount of goals he's scored in his career. An impressive goal haul at Inter Milan aside, his perpetual club-swapping belies the anti-climactic nature of his career. He arrives with a fanfair and leaves silently out of the back door, while his brace against Arsenal last season remains the only time I have ever actually seen him play well.

ST: Andy Carroll: A talented front man, a great header of the ball and a good lone forward he is, 8th most expensive player ever he shouldn't be. His transfer to Liverpool cost more than David Villa's to Barcelona, and no amount of battling performances and thundering left-footed goals will ever justify his £35M price tag. In the space of one year he has suddenly become the future of English football, and Kenny Dalglish was undoubtedly restricted by necessity and hype in Carroll's transfer, no matter how much he denies it.


So, there we have it. I welcome debate, as I know that many people will disagree with some of my selections and have their own. As far as i'm concerned, these are the 11 most overrated and frustrating players I have seen play the game. Others, such as Clichy, Eboué, Wright-Phillips, Heskey and Robinho would probably make the bench, as deciding between them is more difficult than it seems. Now, where did I find that video...?

1 comment:

  1. Quality post again, mate.

    I only have one disagreement and I'm sure that you can guess what one that is, haha.

    I think that Pepe Reina is a goalkeeper of real quality. He has had his moments, granted. Most notably against Everton a few years back and the ones that you've mentioned. I'm not saying this just because I'm a Liverpool follower either, you know I'm a realist when it comes to football.

    I believer all goalkeepers at any level of the game make mistakes. Edwin van der Sar has had arguably his best season for United this year, however back in October dropped a huge clanger against West Brom which cost them valuable points in what is still a ridiculously close title race. And he has no doubt made other mistakes this year also.

    However, I am finding it difficult to think of a player that fits the role of overrated goalkeeper. I saw someone comment on Facebook and say that they though Victor Valdes deserved to be in the overrated XI for being a 'flapper,' I don't agree. I think it's fair to say that if Barcelona thought Valdes wasn't capable of keeping their goal that they have the prowess and money to purchase someone else.

    I have never rated Petr Cech like others do though. He is a good keeper and does make some fantastic saves but doesn't every keeper? Keepers like Jussi Jääskeläinen and Brad Freidel do the same week in, week out and don't gain the same recognition. He holds the Premier League record for fewest appearances required to reach 100 clean sheets but at the time he achieved this record Chelsea were almost impenetrable with JT, Ricardo Carvalho and Mikel Essien at the top of their games. The same time period in which they won 2 league titles.

    Every keeper, past and present, make mistakes. Even the best such as Peter Schmeichel made mistakes. Schmeichel was an incredible keeper but was prone to moments of madness.

    I think Reina was fantastic against Arsenal this weekend showing awareness and agility to cut out crosses low and high. The type of skills that Scott Carson couldn't put into practice a day previous, gifting Chelsea a win.

    Reina won the Barclays golden glove award three years consecutively and we finished in 3rd position twice and 4th the other year. Unlike Chelsea who finished 1st in the years Cech has received the golden glove award.

    Would you have been angry if Arsenal had secured Pepe's services in January with Arsene being rumoured to have offered £20million and Manchester United also being rumoured to be offering a similar sum in the summer.

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